White Collar Master Fic List - One-shots


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These are all my one-shots or fics that are not part of a series. They are arranged by pairing, with Gen ones at the top.

Author's Note: Most of my stuff tends to be slash or OT3. Don't like? Don't read. Ye have been warned.

Any story with more than one sequel is considered a series, and will be listed in a separate Master List.

Ratings are in parentheses. If it's rated NC-17, it's pretty much gonna be smutastic. Dates are immediately after ratings, in the following format: MM/DD/YY

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White Collar Master Fic List - Series

Below is a list of all my White Collar story series, as well as the crossovers

Five Times...
Yeah, you know you love teh schmoop. (Mostly schmoopy romance with some H/C and porn sprinkled in)

This series portrays the progression of the Burke/Caffrey/Burke relationship I've concocted in my brain. Each story includes a series of vignettes that progress over a number of years, from pre-series to post-anklet. Read all together, you'll have the full (and still-evolving) story, though most of them can be read standalone. This series is meant to parallel the storyline in canon up to the end of S2 (stupid Nazi treasure!) and then it's all in my head from that point on.

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This series delves into Neal's teen years. It began with an amnesia fic that featured a shy and innocent teen Neal emerging, and I just had to spend more time and ink on that young man's life. These are all pretty standalone; all assume Neal/Peter/Elizabeth established relationship. Very angsty.

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A Mental Rebellion
Series of ficlets detailing some sexy practical jokes Peter and Neal play on each other. Name is from the following quote by George Orwell: "Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”

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Just a series of cracky fics where Neal and Peter's dicks are sentient and wise.

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Reach Out and Touch Someone
Series of ficlets detailing what Neal and Sara get up to when they are apart that was born out of the 2011 Merry Month of Masturbation comm. God, I love fandom...

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Undeniable Chemistry
The Neal/Clinton relationship I never knew I always wanted... AU version of S3 events, without all that pesky treasure, kidnapping, and commutation mishegoss.

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The Princess Bride, by R. Child
The White Collar/Princess Bride fusion no one wanted.
(PG) Begun 4/15/12 (Romance! Adventure! ROUSs!)

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Fits and Starts
Just another series in which Neal and Peter come together and fall in love (with El's blessing, of course). Romantic slash.

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The Satchmo Cycle
Day-in-the-life fics told from Satchmo’s POV.

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Neal vs. the LOL Cat
I can’t even explain where this came from. Suffice to say Neal owns a LOL Cat. Named Henri. Rated G; just some crack with a side of H/C from time to time.

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The Kid Neal Chronicles
Series of fics set in an AU where Neal was deaged and never recovered, therefore Peter and Elizabeth adopt him and raise him as their son. The main story takes place when Neal is 11, and the rest are timestamps to other points in Neal's life as he grows up.

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Glee Crossover Series
The Glee/White Collar crossover no one ever wanted. Neal went to McKinley High. Suspend your disbelief…. NOW

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Star Trek: AOS Crossover Series
Because Neal Caffrey and Spock were meant to be, dammit!

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Pinto Fic: Leaves in the River

Title: Leaves in the River
Author: RabidChild
Artist: Kanarek13
Beta: Jouissant
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 12,300
Characters: Chris/Zach
Tags: High school/college AU; teen angst; Halloween
Summary: What happens when Chris goes to Carnegie Mellon University for a college visitin 1997 will change neither of them, but it makes for a nice story anyway.

This story was inspired by the lyrics of the song “Leaves in the River” by Sea Wolf.

This is my Pinto Big Bang.

Story on AO3
Art by Kanarek13


Pinto Fic: The Pleasure of Your Company

Title: The Pleasure of Your Company
Fandom: Pinto
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 30k
Tags: Woke up married trope, slow build, the boys are clueless, friends to lovers, schmoop, weddings, basically if this was a het story it’d star Katherine Heigl or something and gross $20 mil its first weekend.
Summary: Chris and Zach get drunk-married in Vegas during the filming of the third Trek film, then have to live with the consequences when the news hits the tabloids.

Notes: From this prompt on the Pinto Kink Meme.

For the sake of this fic, we’ll assume that there is marriage equality in the great state of Nevada, m’kay?


“Last night, at the ceremony, you said you hoped that the Green Lantern ring would suffice, and you presented it to Mr. Quinto on bended knee,” Reverend James explained.

“I what?”

“He what?”

“You were very concerned with the legality as well, but really, the ring is just a formality. It’s the paperwork and the ceremony that make it all legal.”

“Make what all legal?” Zach asked and Chris didn’t think the shade of grey he’d turned could be any kind of indicator of good health.

“Why, your marriage, of course!” the reverend said with a laugh.

“Our… our… ” Zach turned wide eyes in Chris’s direction. “Chris?”

“Mazel tov?” Chris said as Zach hit the floor.

Pinto Fics: I Haz Dem

So I've been a little slow posting links to my fics on this journal. Here are a few Pinto stories I've written this summer:

Title: Crying Shame
Rating: General Audiences
Characters/Pairings: Chris/Zach
Tags: Crying
Word Count: 300
Summary: For this prompt on the kinkmeme: "Crying Chris. That's it. Just... all the crying Chrissy."

A/N: All hail the kink meme

Fic on AO3

Title: Control Me, Console Me
Rating: Mature
Characters/Pairings: Chris/Zach
Tags: BDSM, bondage, aftercare
Word Count: 2,600
Summary: Aftercare following an intense scene

A/N: Written for Chris Pine's Birthday Bash. Happy Day, Pie (please, please, please don't ever read this).

Title is a lyric from the song "Narc" by Interpol.

Fic on AO3

Title: In These Hands I'll Hide
Rating: Mature
Characters/Pairings: Chris/Zach
Tags: Hand porn, fluff, established relationship
Word Count: 700
Summary: Zach needs to stop obsessing over Chris's hands.

A/N: Title is a lyric from the song Old Skin by Ólafur Arnalds

Fic on AO3

Title: Manhandles
Rating: Explicit
Characters/Pairings: Chris/Zach
Tags: Size kink, feeding kink, internalized homophobia, established relationship
Word Count: 6,000
Summary: When Chris has to bulk up for the third Trek movie, Zach is more than happy to enjoy the results, not to mention feeding his boyfriend is one of his favorite hobbies. But when his newly-discovered size kink leads to him letting Chris top him for the first time, Zach has to deal with a few unresolved issues of his own.

A/N: All hail the kink meme

Fic on AO3

Title: You're the Top
Rating: Explicit
Characters/Pairings: Chris/Zach
Tags: PWP, seduction, rimming
Word Count: 4,000
Summary: Chris is used to topping in his sexual encounters with men, but Zach has been lusting after that ass of his from day one. Cue Zach pulling out all the stops to get Chris to agree to letting him top--begging, dirty talk, rimming, whatever else your heart desires. And of course, Chris eventually gives in.

A/N: Title is from the Cole Porter song of the same name, which includes this memorable lyric: "But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top!"

All hail the kink meme

Fic on AO3
Jim & Spock - T'hy'la

Star Trek Reboot Fic: I’ll Find My Soul as I Go Home

Title: I’ll Find My Soul as I Go Home
Author: rabidchild
Artist: numberthescars
Universe: AOS
Characters/Pairings: Jim/Spock; Bones, Chekov, Carol Marcus, Sulu, Uhura, Gaila, Amanda, Sarek
Rating: Mature
Warnings/Tags: dubious consent; underage prostitution; past child abuse; attempted sexual assault; 1980s AU
Word Count: 33k
Summary: Spock is a lonely post-graduate student at Columbia who is just coming to terms with being gay. Jim is a bright, vivacious young man with as many secrets as scars. They both find an outlet for their emotions in the alternative club scene in late 1980s Manhattan – and in each other. But will Jim’s dark past ruin the tenuous relationship they’ve built?

Link to fic on AO3
Link to art: on LJ

Pinto Fic: A Mile in His Shoes

Title: A Mile in His Shoes
Fandom: Pinto
Rating: Teen
Characters/Pairings: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto established relationship; Katie Pine; Joe Quinto
Content Notice: Bodyswap; hurt/comfort; selfish Zachary is selfish; biphobia
Word Count: 12k
Summary: Zach wakes up in Chris’s body – time for wacky Freaky Friday shenanigans, right? Wrong.

Bodyswap trope with a twist.

Read it on the AO3
Jim & Spock - T'hy'la

Star Trek Reboot Fic: First, 1/2

Title: First, 1/2
Fandom: Reboot
Rating: Explicit
Characters/Pairings: Jim/Spock; Bones; Gaila; Uhura; Scotty; OMC
Word Count: 7,300
Content Tags: Canon divergence; smut; fluff; UST; first time
Summary: It’s Jim’s first mission as Enterprise’s first officer and, well, he and Spock have an important “first” of their own to get to. Sequel to Next Best Destiny

Read it on the AO3